October212014
baimbie:

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’ Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

i love this so much

baimbie:

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’

Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

i love this so much

(via jadedgalaxies)

October182014
12AM

tatianathevampireslayer:

I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there

(Source: elisebaeman, via mangasquad)

October162014
October132014
October82014

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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(via funnybro)

October62014

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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(via manda)

October52014

(Source: bublog, via breathandskin)

October22014

mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source: mashup-central, via queen-batman)

(335,863 plays)

September262014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

(via lookdirty-playpretty)

September202014

On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you think you are?

(Source: cyberqueer, via ed-ingle)

September132014
September122014

(Source: heyyyyyyyo, via ed-ingle)

September102014

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

September42014
cookiezpweaze:

This is accurate… TOO accurate

cookiezpweaze:

This is accurate… TOO accurate

(via teen-derp)

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